Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I think I glove you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
You set my heart bonfire.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.