I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.