Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place