Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
How was heaven when you left it?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Here comes the sun of my life
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.