Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You're my missing ingredient.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
You're a good egg.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!