Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Can I claim your baggage?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You're a good egg.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.