Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
You have been running through my mind all day.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you squat here often?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Can I claim your baggage?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?