Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You are my raisin to smile.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I can score from multiple positions.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Please, please me
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.