I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I dreamt about you. You died.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.