Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack