Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.