How was Heaven when you left it?
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Life is better when we stick together.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You’re more special than relativity.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Can I be your next varietal?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?