Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?