Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Can we still share a netflix account?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I want you more than I want world peace.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
You're just my cup of tea!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?