Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
I find my core strength in you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I Ecuador you.
Belize let me hold you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You're such a TEAse.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.