I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Girl you are rocking this run.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.