Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I really caribou-t you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You are one well-defined function!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
"You deserve better and so do I."
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I came here looking for a little tail.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.