I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I would love to show you first class.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Can I hold your hand?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Your lab or my lab?
Want to be workout buddies?