Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I would part the Red Sea for you.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Nice life preservers.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I dreamt about you. You died.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
So how many cats do you have?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?