Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Can you drive my car?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
How about we get down to monkey business?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.