My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You have one compact set.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.