Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Want to become my new personal best?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
You are one well-defined function!
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You're my missing ingredient.
I want to stretch with you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You’re a perfect ten(t).