Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Want to become my new personal best?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
You are one well-defined function!
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You're my missing ingredient.
I want to stretch with you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You’re a perfect ten(t).