Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You're the thought that counts!
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I Ecuador you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
I like you cherry much.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.