Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
How about a kanga-root?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But I don't care

Cause I'm leaving you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I less than three you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.