Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.