How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
"My cat doesn't like you."
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You're a good egg.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Life is better when we stick together.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I think we need to become better strangers.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?