Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.