Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I think my heart just lagged.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?