Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Please, please me
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
You're such a TEAse.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!