Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Roses are red

And you gotta go

Because I found out

That you is a ho.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I dreamt about you. You died.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Your lab or my lab?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.