Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
I really caribou-t you.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.