Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Nice life preservers.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.