You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
There’s snow one like you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You are my butter-half!
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.