"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Nice Ass-teroid.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I can score from multiple positions.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Composers always score.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You're just my cup of tea!
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.