Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But I don't care

Cause I'm leaving you.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
An error has occurred, please try again!
Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.