Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Let's do lunge together
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You looked better when I was drunk.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hello Boo-tiful.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Hey, are you okay-leb?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.