Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Love me do
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.