By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I'd love to see you s'more.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I'd run miles just to be with you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You had me at ruff.
Permission to board?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I could never Passover you.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!