My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
You're a good egg.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You are the square to my root.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You are my density!
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Want to become my new personal best?
You're such a TEAse.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?