"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Can I be one of the men in your box?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I would love to show you first class.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.