Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Your treat or mine?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I now believe in Angels.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You had me at cello.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U