Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Want to become my new personal best?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.