Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.