A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
