Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
There’s snow one like you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.