Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.