I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
When are you going to invite me to church?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
There’s snow one like you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.