Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
God was just showing off when he made you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.