I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
When are you going to invite me to church?