Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
There’s snow one like you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.