Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.