Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
The ocean made me salty.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Don't get tide down.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Girls just wanna have sun.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Sea you at the beach.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.