What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Tropic like it's hot.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Beach, please.
Seas the day.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
The ocean made me salty.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Avoid pier pressure.
Are you squiding me right now?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I can sea clearly now.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Water you doing?
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Feeling fintastic.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Sea you at the beach.